O M G!!! Monique and I got together one night and decided to bake some holiday cookies just for you LOSERS!! You wouldn't believe some of the ingredients we put in here: toenail clippings, drain hair, piss, spit... just when you think we've ran out of sick and dehumanizing add... WE COME UP WITH MORE!! And you know what the best part is?? You morons are going to pay US to eat these!! HAHAHA!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS RETARDS!