Yee-haw! I'm in Austin! Where my old trusty foot-slave, Nate-bitch, lives. Since Nate-bitch is particularly obsessed with my feet and will do ANYTHING to taste him, I decided to test his devotion and make him worship them right in front of the Texas Capitol on the middle of the day! That's right. I put on my dirtiest pair of flats, set up my go pro and ordered him to lick and worship every inch of my dirty shoes and sweaty feet in the middle of the park as people walked by. America! Land of the free, home of the pigs.