Think your tiny wiener has any kind of chance inside me? Think again micro man. Size matters! If you want to ever please a woman with something other than your wallet, you gotta measure up. Wanna know how much is takes? Well its your lucky day because Im here to spell it out in ways even a idiot like you can understand. I have two different toys, one looks like my boyfriend, the other like you. Put them next to each other and the difference is more than obvious. If that doesnt sink in, I have a ruler to measure them both. The numbers dont lie, loser. Read em and weep!