Babe, we need to talk. I think I found the solution to all our money problems. You just aren’t making enough these days to meet my high standards. Remember my best girlfriend’s bother? The one who’s always casually flirting with me in front of you? Well he sent me a text yesterday; he said he just had to have me, all I have to do is name the price. I tested the waters and told him I wanted a new Porche. You know, the kind you were suppose to buy me but never could? He’s already signed the paper work and he’s ready to give me even more. This is a dream come true for us. Finally a marriage wh... Show more