Happy Valentines Day boys! In case you missed it, I recently auctioned off my very own homemade cupcakes this year to several lonely losers around the world. These adorable pink cakes were baked using my very own golden, topped with frosting and even some heart shaped sprinkles. In this clip, I explain what it means to be my Valentine this year; how you're too pathetic to get a real woman who actually loves and cares for you. Instead, you have to pay your Valentine to treat you like the lowly slave that you are. I chew up some heart shaped candies and spit all over each cupcake. Then to top... Show more