It's that time of year again! You know the one, where you pay me to pretend like I care in my own fucked up cruel sort of way. Haha. I've baked some tasty little cupcakes made with personal princess ingredients and you little snot suckers are receiving the immense privilege of eating them up like greedy little bottom feeding piglets. Heres the full length video of me preping and baking for you sad fucks. Pubic hair, snot, earwax, piss, sprinkles smashed below my heels and so much more. WOW! This is like the closes youre ever going to get to having a real date!