Remember back in school when all those alpha boys would bully you and give you huge wedgies all the time. All those jocks humiliating you in front of the entire school chanting “WEDGIE WEDGIE WEDGIE!” Everyone saw those stains smeared all over your briefs. Face it losers like you will never get a hot girl like me. Your life hasn’t changed much since high school. Mean girls reminding you about all the funny embarrassing things that happened to you. Jerking off alone to girls you have a crush on and will never love you back. Even letting bigger guys push you around still. How can you even cal... Show more