Boy, you losers REALLY know how to pick a girlfriend. One of my friends has been confiding in me lately about how miserable her sex life is with her boyfriend. The man is not only super tiny, but also unable to satisfy her in any way even his fingers feel like a flaccid balloon. What makes matters worse is that he is seriously crushing on me now and wants to have me over for a 3-some. What gives you the nerve to even think I'd want to get with a micro penis loser fuck like him? I hate to break the news to you, but your girlfriend has been confiding in me a lot about her sexual frustrations ... Show more