I love my life! I am the hottest bitch in town: I get whatever I want, when I want it. Sad fucks like you are stuck with your hag wife while laugh all the way to the bank as you sneak you little paid wanks when she's away. Face it, you'd rather buy this clip a thousand times over than to fuck that slob with a ten foot pole. All that money that was once spent buying her dinner and flowers are now right where it belongs: in my perfect hands.