You begged to be my toilet, but now all you’ve been doing lately is puking up all my valuable waste. Looks like you got sick from your ass eating gluttonous ways. The deal was you could eat my, not spit it all up! If you can’t keep it down, I’ll find someone who can. I guess since my toilet is overflowing, I’ll need to get a new one that can handle all my loads. You know what model I had in mind? I’ll give you a hint, you share a last name with them, share a house, even share a bed. That’s right, it seems the most logical to have your wife be your backup. I mean it’s about time she learns a... Show more