I know how inadequate you are. I've seen what you're packing. Let's visually and numerically compare your one inch wonder to a real man's package. I take out some visual examples: a teenie, squishie toy dick and a huge,delicious, purple vibrator. Next, my measuring tape comes out. A huge difference in those numbers, huh? What a joke. Let me tell you about how useless your pea-cock is, compared to the real thing. For starters, your wife would rather be with that purple dildo than your embarrassing excuse for a penis...

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