A miracle happened and I will be preparing your dinner with My very own Feet.

Will it be a nicely cooked roast? A homely stew? Don't be stupid. I'll be crushing disgusting, cheap snacks with My sleek, shiny black heels and feeding you the crumbs with my sexy black heels. Crunch, Crunch, Crunch, Crack... Your mouth waters with anticipation. It'll be the best meal you have ever had and you will appreciate it, after all I went through all that trouble of making it for you and you will lick every bit off my soles with your dirty tongue.

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