Poor human, I found you in the woods around My house. I know just the thing to make you feel better. It's an ancient spell passed down from the women in my family. I'll let you drink My spit and you'll feel brand new. That heaviness in your head? You think I'd help you for free? This is the start of your new life. Drink more of my spit, and feel yourself completely hexed by My tasty spit. Feel it running through your veins. You don't even care that from now on, every penny you earn will be Mine. You've been bewitched to be My financial slave.

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