I'm hungry, I need a snack... like this huge slice of delicious, sweet, gooey chocolate cake. I'm definitely going to get (more) fat eating like this - which is fine with me. I eat the whole thing, washing it down with apple soda while chatting about how good it is, pulling up my shirt to let you see my growing belly, and finally taking off my shirt to rub my round, full belly and show off the fat rolls I'm developing.