Honey, I'm now 17 weeks pregnant and I have some news for you. I've been cheating on you with my boss. He has a BBC and he fucks me so good. I've done some calculations and he was the one that got me pregnant. See my growing belly *stands up to show off my belly several times* he did this to me not you..... I still want to keep you around though! How about I invite him over for dinner and you can watch him fuck me....