Your vitals are looking good enough. Everything is looking good. But you're due for a full body exam. Do you think you could get undressed for me? I want to see you naked. I think you look amazing. I'll look away while you're getting undressed. I thought maybe we could have some doctor-patient fun.

Wait.... What is that!? Are you for real? That thing is so tiny. I'm not sure I've seen something so small. I'm pretty sure you can be diagnosed as having a micro penis.