Halfway through deep cleaning my home while barefoot, I've stepped in all sorts of stuff; dirt, water, food, soda, drool, hair. The build up on my feet is almost caked and dark with filth. They need to be cleaned. Lucky for you you sweet, sweet, dirty foot loving loser, these disgusting little piggies just became your next duty. I'm not even done cleaning but I already know how my toes are going to be twinkling clean--you're gonna lick them clean for me! You're going to take that mouth of yours and suck the dirt off my toes and lick up and down to my heel until my feet are pure and clean. <... Show more