Yes sir, it’s true... your Interest payment is tied directly to the size of ur dick. Every inch below 9 inches is gonna costs ya.

We can’t have little beta dicklette guys out there in fancy cars and stuff... they might fool people into treating them as equals or ... young impressionable women might date them.

Now im going to need you to drop your pants...

Oh wow, that IS pathetic! Geez... I had no idea how badly you must need me to you in here today... You can go ahead and stroke it for me...

Oh, you want more, I see, well I could charge you a “one time” ... Show more