You'll be the perfect little helper for women. You'll be begging to buy and polish shoes for her. Hearing a woman laugh as you open your wallet feels almost as good as the scabs on your knees from crawling behind her on a leash.

Shoe shopping should always be done on a leash do that all the women at the store can laugh at you. You have a lot of happiness and joy to spread because you once pretended that a girl ever wrapped her lips around your pin dick. The fact that you ever dared believe that lie is such a crime. It's a crime against women and a crime against alpha males. How dar... Show more