Bragging to my friends about the degrading stuff I do to you just announces to them that I'm so hot, you'll obey me... just for a pat on the head. Their laughter is like listening to a standing ovation to my beauty. I simply can't stand it when people think there is any other way to complement me than asking me to show them more pictures of my victims.

I measure the level of friendship with my besties by how much they laugh at my handy work. The more hysterical the laughing... the higher my girls rank on my friends list. You, loser, are just a disposable pawn to be used for a laugh... Show more