Take the pussy free pledge for me. I want to be the one that made you do it. I want you to be like one of those proud virgin nerds except I also want you to be proud of the fact that I did this to you. At the end of my long life I want a book full of names of losers like you that I prevented from reproducing. So once you email me and take the pussy-free pledge, its got to be permanent so that my book is accurate so dont fuck it up! Oh and if we take it to the next level you can also pledge to never jerk off and I can also write a book about guys that had their cocks shrink to below 2 inches... Show more