I just really wanted to thank you for dating me and putting up with a relationship held together by mostly humiliation, rejection and your bank account.

Just know that even tho ur ugly and you’re never allowed to touch me, that I’ll always stick with you no matter how depressed you get, ok sweetie?
Oh and I want u to know that I’m totally OK with you satisfying your physical urges to fuck your hand while ur all alone.

I think most of our dates would satisfy you way more if they were imaginary... I mean, completely imaginary... like you could be jerking ur cock while wa... Show more