Hello sir... I see your here for some financial planning... the first thing is I’m gonna need u to do is admit that ur stupid. That’s right... I gotta hear u say it or I can’t help u... say “I’m pathetically Stupid with money”.

I don’t think im gonna be able to take you as a client. Youre too pathetic. Well don’t worry, I have a side business perfect for that too...step into my office.

Since youre totally screwed and your bank account is dry there’s no way for me to help you now. But what I can do is drain your account even further. Now I’m gonna need u to drop ur pants an... Show more