Hey Loser, I cant believe you hired us, super expensive porn stars, to come over instead of some girls that would actually wanna touch you! You would not even know what to do with a porn star lets see the size of your pathetic cock. OMG! That is the smallest dick I have ever seen! I need a magnifying glass! We are laughing at you because you are a tiny little man. How do you stroke that with tweezers?

Charlotte Stokely and Melissa