It’s important that a young man like yourself goes out into the world prepared. And it’s come to my attention that you’ve got the wrong idea about a few things. You’ve never had a hot girlfriend and never won at sports... and yet you think that if you keep trying, you’ll get better. That’s just silly. Silly and wrong.

Well I’m here for you now and I’ll help you get weaker... both physically and mentally. Everything from a severe dietary restriction to lessons on how to walk with your head down and shoulders slumped. You mustn’t forget your place as a walking joke if you’re gonna ... Show more