Yeah, you really did pick the wrong wedding to crash for your first time. Although to be honest becoming my date will be the best thing ever.

Yes dummy, my date. How else do you think you'll get to stay and not get an absolute ass kicking.

Haha, no I'll make sure I don't catch the bouquet because we won't be marrying you. Well not unless you're super rich and happy to be a cuck. Haha

I will have to video you all decked out as a pretty waitress serving drinks and food.

The first thing we have to do is find somewhere quiet and out of the way so I can bust y... Show more