Caden just got back from a date night - everything was going well until the guy took his pants off. He had the TINIEST dick that Caden had ever seen! And Caden is a size queen - there's nothing he loves more than a giant cock. He just can't be satisfied with something so small and puny! He compares the guy's penis to a little, tiny, pathetic dildo - and to your little tiny penis - and he'll tell you all about how he needs a REAL man with a big dick to please him. He just won't be satisfied with something so small and useless! How sad!