You have such a tiny dick. I’m going to humiliate you for it. Tiny dick losers like you don’t deserve pussy. You only get to jerk off to my hairy armpits.

I’d rather fuck my dildo than you. It might not be real, but it’s big, and it can satisfy me. You can watch me fuck and suck my dildo, but you can only jerk off to my hairy pits.