We've decided that our New Year's resolution is to drain you losers dry! We're going to suck every dollar out of your account, until you're bone dry. Looks like we're already off to a good start, $75? We know you can't help but sit alone all year long and wank, wank, wank! Most men are making resolutions to stop spending so much money on girls, but here you are knowing your place like an obedient little pet, Happy New Year, wallet!