I bring you back to my place after an awesome date and when we get down to business, I find out you're um....lacking in the pants department. I try to be nice but keep giggling and making fun of it. I notice it gets you hard, so we try to have sex, but you're too small to please me! I bring out a large toy, but get so grossed out by your tiny dick I can't cum and send you home blueballed.