Can you imagine what it would be like if I were immobile? I would have to be so much bigger than I am now. I would need to gain another 600, 700lbs? I would need to eat nonstop to get to that point and then once I'm there I would be able to sit in bed all day and be waited on hand and foot. I wouldn't have to worry about anything! And the best part would be how huge my body is and how much fat I have to play with. Wouldn't you like to give me a belly rub at that size?

*This is a fantasy clip!!