I notice something moving around on the ground - something super small. I couldn't BELIEVE it was such a tiny person. What are you doing down there in my land? Who are you and where did you come from? I'm in charge here - and if you wish to stay, you will do as I ask. And you will worship me. I own you now. But I can never imagine you sexually pleasing me with that ridiculously small penis. I'm going to kick and flick you around and show you who is boss.