I'm fucking a guy on the couch when I hear you come home. I tell the guy to hide on the couch while I go and greet you. I seem a little off, and you wonder why I don't have any pants on. But I'm used to getting what I want, and I know I can easily fool you. So I just do some small talk, and convince you that my pants and underwear are off because it is easier for me to stretch on the couch when I have no restrictions. I convince you to go hang up your coat, and I tell my friend to stay quiet on the couch until the coast is clear. You come back in the room. I tell you to stay where you are s... Show more