I took a mid afternoon nap. After a big yawn, I sit up and BAM! I HAVE A DICK! I'm so confused and looking around the room wondering what the fuck happened. Once I realize its for real, I decide to play with it. Cuz why wouldn't I? I start to stroke it and realize how good it feels. I want to get myself off, so I keep playing with it. Then I get curious of whether or not I can suck my own cock. Low and behold, I CAN! I suck myself off until I cum. What an adventure having a dick is going to be.