I invite you over to evaluate how fuckable you are. When you reveal that inch worm of a dick to me, I laugh so hard and tell you that you will never get pussy. It looks like a clit! I suggest we rub our clits together until we cum. But you have to follow my orders while I edge you into submission, laugh at you, teach you exactly how to play with your man pussy. Then you are ordered to eat every last bit of cum for me (after a slow cum countdown of course).