I have a bone to pick with you!

What did I hear? You've been misbehaving at the gym?

You had your new years resolutions, trying to get jacked, so you did your thing, running on the treadmill, lifting weights, feeling like the man!

But then you couldn't stop noticing those big strong men, those right shirts gripping those big arms, tight shorts, it's so hard not to look!

You're trying to decide, do you want to be like them? Or do you want to.. Serve them?

Maybe both.

So you decided to get your mind off of it, and head into the sauna. Dist...

I have a bone to pick with you!

What did I hear? You've been misbehaving at the gym?

You had your new years resolutions, trying to get jacked, so you did your thing, running on the treadmill, lifting weights, feeling like the man!

But then you couldn't stop noticing those big strong men, those right shirts gripping those big arms, tight shorts, it's so hard not to look!

You're trying to decide, do you want to be like them? Or do you want to.. Serve them?

Maybe both.

So you decided to get your mind off of it, and head into the sauna. Distract yourself.

You keep telling yourself, like you have been for years.. "I'm not gay, I don't want to suck dick"

You keep fighting these strong primal urges that you have..

You're straight right? You have a girlfriend, why would you even think about these big dicks?

But then these 2 big guys walk into the sauna.. And everything just escalated so quickly..

A hole is a hole and you want to be their hole so badly, don't you?

It kinda reminds you of that one time when you were having fun at that bar..

You're wondering how you even got here, it all went by so fast!! How did you

How did things escalate like this???

You've been denying this part of yourself for so so long, it felt so good to finally give into your true desires huh?

Let's reminisce.