I have a bone to pick with you!

What did I hear? You've been misbehaving at the gym?

You had your new years resolutions, trying to get jacked, so you did your thing, running on the treadmill, lifting weights, feeling like the man!

But then you couldn't stop noticing those big strong men, those right shirts gripping those big arms, tight shorts, it's so hard not to look!

You're trying to decide, do you want to be like them? Or do you want to.. Serve them?

Maybe both.

So you decided to get your mind off of it, and head into the sauna. Dist... Show more