Hi my name is Christina and I tried to destroy all the balloons that were still lingering in my house since my birthday in October (spoiler: it were a lot). Maybe you remember me tweeting about my man and his obsession to fill my house with balloons.

Honestly, I don't really know what I expected to happen in this video. I think I expected more from my ass, that bitch apparently is WEAK. I think I expected it all to be easier. I did NOT expect it to hurt SO bad. Maybe I just don't have the right technique down I truly don't know, all I know is: this stuff was hard!!!

What w...

Hi my name is Christina and I tried to destroy all the balloons that were still lingering in my house since my birthday in October (spoiler: it were a lot). Maybe you remember me tweeting about my man and his obsession to fill my house with balloons.

Honestly, I don't really know what I expected to happen in this video. I think I expected more from my ass, that bitch apparently is WEAK. I think I expected it all to be easier. I did NOT expect it to hurt SO bad. Maybe I just don't have the right technique down I truly don't know, all I know is: this stuff was hard!!!

What was also hard was editing over an hour of video footage of me trying to gather and destroy balloons into a normal time frame for a video. Listen, I'm trying my best okay.

I guess if you have a balloon (popping) fetish this video is for you! If you like seeing a FAT ass and belly shake, this is also for you! If you like seeing me get desperate and frustrated because I realized I did not have the foresight to know what I'd get myself into, yup, for you. If you like hearing me squeal and giggle, it's for you! If you're a sadist and you love watching me hurt myself, guess what: this is also for you!!! This has something for everyone!

Listen, I know the lighting switches a little at some parts of the video, I'm sorry okay! I tried my best, but one of my lights broke and if it bothers you, you can totally tip me so I can buy some new lights ;).

ps let me know if you have a better technique so I can start mentally preparing myself for the balloons at my next birthday.