When I start my hand lotion routine you sit down in front of me, you try to talk to me but I just completely ignore you. At first you get a bit upset but then you just get mesmerized by my cute, fat, soft hands.. you don't even care that I'm ignoring you! You just want to see more and more lotion on my hands. You're lucky I even let you watch while I make my short stubby fingers silky smooth.