The neighbors think that I'm a noisy party girl and have called the cops on me. When Jonathan Jordan and Don Prince show up to take me in, I deny everything and demand proof. When they find it (planted, I swear--I never suck on something that small!), I pull out all the stops and off all the clothes to distract them from handcuffing me. They get me into a fingercuffs position, and take turns keeping me quiet by shoving a BBC into my mouth while the other does his best to make me scream with pleasure. Fearing that's not enough to keep my ass out of jail, I offer it up and finally do scream ... Show more