Instead of treating you like, kicking your ass, and making you do silly for my Birthday like last year, I'm making it much easier on you this year. No physical pain on my Birthday, just money money money. You don't have to do anything besides unload that fat wallet. Send gifts, send tributes- sacrifice. Sacrifice your money for my happiness on my Birthday. Just because I said so. You can't say no to me, you won't say no to me. All you'll do is spend spend spend. Show me just how addicted you've become. This is your moment of proving yourself.