I know you don’t like sweets, and really, I don’t know if a slave boyfriend like you deserves them. Valentine’s Day is all about ME, just like every other day. The least I could do is give you something homemade. Something that doesn’t take much effort. After all, you’ll be spoiling me tonight! I have a box of chocolate for you on this special day. Not an ordinary box of chocolate. My delicious! Crank your head back and open wide, I’m going to feed you my chocolate bar right from the source!