I call my neighborhood LDS church to have a young, Mormon missionary come by in my time of . I haven't been to church in quite some time, but my marriage is falling apart and I'm trying to find faith again.Little does my new missionary know, not only have I added unholy, caffeinated TEA into his lemonade but I also added a few shots of ... Young, faithful, Silly and naive...just how I like them.Now he's tied to my couch, hopeless and Silly. Today is the day he chooses the right and enters the Church of Christy. Goddess Christy is the only one he serves now.Just like he was baptized for a bunch... Show more