When I came over to babysit, I wasn't expecting a full grown man laying in a play pen. Your mo mmy is gone on her date now and this is too funny to not expose. I'll take pictures of you to show all my friends what a crybaby loser you are in your diaper! You'll never have a woman like me, all you can do is lay in your crib and stare up at my perfection, you sick little bed wetter. I'll tease you with my satin panties til you cry, loser. Maybe I'll invite my boyfriend over and you can see what a REAL man can do.