It's annual review and I'm a sneaky boss so I've been going through employee's computer data to see what these fools think they can get away with. You're a new employee who has a foot fetish it seems! I've found pictures of MY feet on your computer. You want that promotion, don't you, foot freak? I have you worshiping my feet from under my desk, begging for more. You say you'll do anything for this job! Well, let's just say you'll be tasting MORE than just my perfect toes. Work for that promotion, foot freak.