Your life as a virgin isn't THAT bad, is it? Sure, you've never felt the warmth of a real tight pussy but you've got your hand! HAHA that does sound pretty pathetic... but... you've got bratty bitches like me to stroke to! That's the best part of it all. You'd be a disappointment anyways- you'd give a girl NO pleasure at all; probably jizzing all over yourself the moment you saw her pussy. I can name countless reasons you're forever a virgin. So what's the point, give up NOW loser. I'm all you need.