We havent been dating for long but you're already so in love with me, so obsessed, willing to do anything I say. Truth is- I never really liked you, couldnt you tell? I get my thrills by making weak people like you totally heartbroken. I've broken so many hearts and have ruined so many marriages- both men and women. You were just the next one on my list. You look so silly on your knees- I can see your eyes welling up with tears. I suppose I could keep you around... not as a boyfriend- I have so many more poor souls on my list to ruin. But you might be useful as a depraved pet.