Wives check their husbands breath for alcohol, some check for cigarettes, but your wife should be checking for something else. Your breath smells a little different. It smells like . Like MY . Like MY excrements, MY waste. Being My toilet is the one time you get to feel of use. The only time you matter to Me is when you're doing whatever I want you to do, when you are what I want you to be. And you are MY toilet. So you'll go home with bathroom breath and when she asks, you'll tell her. You'll say "I'm a toilet." She might not understand but soon she will. Soon, you'll be her toilet too.