Rules to the game: You jerk off for as many seconds as the card tells you. Don't worry, you'l be so wrapped in your non stop jerking, I'll go ahead and count along with you. When we get to KING or QUEEN, you stop jerking it. When we get to JACK, you spit on your cock for me. Do you think you can handle jerking it for Me before we get to the one and only JOKER in the deck? Who knows where it is!? If you bust your load before we get to it, you owe Me a gift.