Not only are you cleaner of dirty asses, you are the entire porcelain bowl. Who needs to go out and buy paper when there are men to lick and clean dirty asses. Women worried about how they will take a dump and clean themselves while I'm comfortable at home with My own personal bathroom slave. I can fill you up with My liquid waste before I watch you gobble down on My dumps. You make sure My crack and asshole are clean when I'm done. Every woman needs a pathetic ass cleaner like you.