You just moved in and here's our routine. Every morning My gf and I get up before the sun comes up. You won't have to set an alarm because we'll wake you up ourselves. If you're a mouth breather, we'll empty our bladders into your face hole. If you're on your side, we'll empty ourselves all over your face instead. That's not all, though. In case the warmth of our fluids don't wake you up, the hot dumps should. All over your face. Next to your face, all over the bed. You don't even have to worry about making breakfast, you'll be full of our waste before you even get out of bed!